Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
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foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
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Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
HA!
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will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
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fuck me
This
so relevant
ugh
yes omfg
Yesssssss omfg this is, yes
(Source: sabrinaleal97, via six-sixteen)
I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS
(Source: hipstermushroom, via cleverusernamehere)
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
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I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s, via cleverusernamehere)
